Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.
Why?
1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.
2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.
3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.
4:
“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”
“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”
“We will not.”
"So you buy pieces of cardboard with cartoon characters on them and outperform the S&P 500?"
"That's right Dave"
"And these pieces of cardboard appreciate in value?"
"Most of them yes"
"And how much did you pay for this particular card?"
"$250"
"And what's it worth now?"
"$5,000 Dave"
"And you just kept the card for 4 years and did nothing?"
"That's correct"
"So you didn't start a business. You didn't build anything. You just bought a picture of a cartoon dragon and put it in your closet?"
"It's actually a Rayquaza Dave"
"I don't care what it's called. You're telling me a piece of cardboard outperformed the S&P 500?"
"By a significant margin yes"
"And these cards just keep appreciating in value? How is that even possible?"
"Honestly I'm not sure Dave"
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Dear @TheoVon you pile of discarded crawfish shells. This is a horrible look. You are 45 and can’t be this dumb so you must be evil to keep buddying up with this administration. No one in your field respects you. Everyone laughs at how stupid you are behind your back.