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Seeking an end to fascism

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@BosniaNTBall Have a nice trip home

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#FreeBalogun

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@theeblazenasty @JoezMcfLy Balogun rn

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If FIFA wants America to like soccer, I’m not sure kicking the best, most electric player out of the our first round of 16 game in 24 years is the way to do it…

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@PFTCommenter

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Need Balogun to make some calls

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Fuck this ref. FIFA rigged

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Kicking a player out for 2 games for that is why soccer sucks

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@BostonGlobe These dudes will do anything to slobber on Trump. It’s so sad

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@DNIGabbard Did Butler tell you to do this?

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston and Glasgow are becoming official partners.

Mayor Michelle Wu announced plans for a new partnership between the two cities, building on historic ties and the goodwill created by the 2026 World Cup.

💙

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Ryan Medeiros @RRyanmedeiros]

#NOW: Members of Scotland’s Tartan Army are taking part in the Good Night Lights tradition for the kids at Hasbro Children’s Hospital.

Tonight’s gathering is dedicated to Thomas Harrington, who died three years ago after a long battle with cancer. @NBC10

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@humphriezz Host a Bills vs Browns game in Glasgow 😂

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@FoxNews Literally the entire media is right wing and Zionist

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@achillghost Not infrequently do patients show up to the ER with injuries from this thing

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

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The best thing about watching soccer (no commercials during a half) is of course ruined in the American World Cup

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Black Irish dude in the snack aisle getting recommendations was good enough, but when granny strolls by recommending pop tarts with butter it was perfect

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.