Dr. John Noonan

Cyclist for Landis-Trek Elite. Postdoc at @AuburnPhysics. Did time at @UArizonaLPL. Observing comets and asteroids with space and ground observatories. He/Him.

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

Movie astrophysicist with code: *staring at computer, types rapidly, hits enter* These calculations show that it absolutely is possible for the wormhole to remain stable long enough to save the ship.

Me with code: *staring at computer, types rapidly, hits enter* oh good NaNs

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@teddykareta The world's most intense observer of no work after 4pm on Fridays

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@JesseAGoodrich @uscpphs @USCEnviroHealth @RtenUsc Way to go!

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@caseytweetguy

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

I will never again possess the concentration and will it took to come up with this acronym.

[Rillito Research Institute @RillitoResearch]

Proceedings of the Rillito Research Institute, Vol. 3 issue 5: Rollin, rollin, tholins, though the (methane) streams are swollen: Understanding Erosion Processes on Titan with the Robust Analytical loW-velocity Hugoniot Impact Dispersion and Evolution (RAWHIDE) model

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@asrivkin Oh wow this is good

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@teddykareta @RillitoResearch ...are most tenured professors beyond caring about (704) Interamnia?!?!

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

And with Patrick's defense, the Rillito Research Institute tenants are now all at large and considered likely to submit SSWs in 2024

[UArizona Lunar and Planetary Laboratory @UArizonaLPL]

Please join us in congratulating Patrick O’Brien, who today successfully defended his Ph.D. dissertation, The Rise and Fall of Lunar Topography. Patrick is pictured with his advisor, Professor Shane Byrne.

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@WaltHarris @teddykareta @smallplanets

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@WaltHarris @teddykareta @smallplanets wait I thought it was multiple choice

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

NFT (nefariously forged tolkien)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Warner Bros Discovery is releasing ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING’ in its entirety as a set of NFTs.

This will kick off the “WB Movieverse” which will release various films as NFTs.

(Source: https://t.co/sVlt7nWXhN)

[Lotto-Intermarché @LottoIntermarch]

Our team has more sponsors (47) than days Liz Truss spent in office (45)

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

How many other people operate in the fun Venn Diagram of Twitter where "GCN" has been wreaking havoc on your timeline due to both the Gamma-ray Coordinates Network updates on this gamma-ray burst AND @gcntweet during the first ProTour relegation week

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@teddykareta Sorry too busy imagining you asking the bar to quiet down while you shazam the boys are back in town

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@teddykareta how many Shazam attempts did this tweet cost you, and did you have to spring for Premium

[Rillito Research Institute @RillitoResearch]

proudly following in the footsteps of planetary scientists before me by getting some absolutely uninterpretable data on an asteroid

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@teddykareta @kat_volk @LWoodney At the time I thought it was more you booing the guy who was booing me, but I realized around slide 5 that wasn't the case

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@kat_volk @LWoodney @teddykareta I tried! I moonwalked onto the stage and got booed by one of the tech people and Teddy simultaneously

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@kat_volk @LWoodney @teddykareta Kat I'll send you a zoom link and just give the talk again, but I'll wear a cool hat this time

[Dr. John Noonan @J_Noons]

@LWoodney @teddykareta Deal!