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hmmm

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@RepStevenSmith And how exactly did you come to the conclusion that Antifa and BLM are 1. Terrorists and 2. Anti-Christianity?

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

Why is every episode of weird weekends just @louistheroux falling in love with the subjects or vide versa ?

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

Louis getting me Theroux lockdown #louistheroux @louistheroux #weirdweekends

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@louistheroux can we be best friends please ?

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@softplacemaddie @leaskoflife Agreed

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@leaskoflife Hope your last shows are great !

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@BorisJohnson Just......why ? You’re not in a Vanity Fair video you twit. Also you deffiently have no idea who that guy that walked past you is. You’re a fool.

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@CouldBeKel I hadn’t thought about that 😂 need you around more to keep me on my toes

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@CouldBeKel Bloody vegetarians never open to anything urgh

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@CouldBeKel I have some alternative ideas:
Breakfast: Meat
Lunch: more meat
Dinner: meaty mc meaty face

Drink options: A blended cow’s scrotom often goes down well.

Let me know what you think 😜

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@PhilNWang I laughed way to hard at that

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@MrNishKumar Why do only the whitest Indians get put in government?

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@clarkgregg @AgentsofSHIELD Going to miss you lot - I made friends over this show - Sad to see you go

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@louistheroux @BigBoyler They’re asking for a discount code ?

[J__Patel_ @J_P_jpjp]

@louistheroux I don’t come on Twitter a lot but just wanted to say that I am really enjoying your new westborough documentary. On the off chance you see this - I would love to chat about it. ❤️❤️

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@joelycett Acc love you 😂

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@RottenEggs1618 She is so right

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@StephenAmell 😍😍😍😍😍

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@themiltonjones Patiently waiting

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

How about this?
Labour is Red,
Tories are Blue
You have precisely 43 days in which to renegotiate complex legislation and trading agreements, stop wasting it by grandstanding in the mother of all parliaments
And spouting shit poetry too.