John Smith

Horror Fan and bookworm💀👻📚. I write erotica 😈. find them at

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

Nailing it! I knew I could write but I’d never found use of it, I toyed with the idea of writing short erotic stories but never believed they were any good, @Seattle_Dad without your gentle push and encouragement I’d have given up, couldn’t of done it without you!! Thank you 🙏🏻

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@DOPreston Woof! I haven’t gotten into it but I’d watch it just for him 🥵

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue Stockteam, lots of stocktaking, Counts etc.. so by 2am I’ve lost my mind 😂

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue You think I work for 10 hours like I’m supposed to? Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂

[Duke of Preston @DOPreston]

Inflation goes up and the Tories say it’s a global problem, nothing they can do and it’s totally out of their control.

Inflation comes down and the Tories say it’s all because of the action they took.

Don’t be a Tory. Tories are idiots.
#PMQs

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue All night! 🕺🏼

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Jason_Tazarian Happy birthday sir!

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

Tuesday is punk day 🤘🏻

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@DOPreston My company just shove us an extra £75 in our paycheque this month instead of putting us on a party with day shift 🤢 they know what’s up! 👌🏻

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue What’s the secret!?

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

First time on Grindr yesterday and the first guy to message was someone I know from my town, mortified 😂🚫😳

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@russellcroutear Where do these people come from? 😂🚫

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@russellcroutear Do you spoon? Love a good spoon this time of year, nice and cozy 😘

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@DOPreston Nothing beats Mean Girls 😉

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue Most people my age probably getting ready for the pub… I’m getting ready for dinner and watch new season of the crown 😂

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Jason_Tazarian Morning sir 😉

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Steve67Blue No babies 🚫

[John Smith @J_Smith451]

@Doughalldee I work weeknights I need it strong 🤣💪🏻☕️