Joyce Temple-Savage

This is Joyce Temple-Savage, manageress of the Solana Hotel, Benidorm. (Parody account!)

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

@anglais_in_sete Excuse me? Well It's not me that's changed it!

[zoe @mrsdefleppard_]

Creased at #benidorm

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

FOUR STARS asdfghjhytrdesxndcfgjrkemsn dfjkw,am!

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Ooft aren't I clever. You can have the tart's book, I just want my star!

[Carly Wright @carlyywrightt]

I will go to The Solana Hotel one day #benidorm :D

[Allison williams @Allisonmw80]

I'm crying laughing at Joyce and kenneth fighting :)) #Brilliant #Benidorm X

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Trudi's 47 in real life. How amazing does she look!

[Terry Longden @TerryLongden]

"I'm a beautician, not a magician!" #Benidorm

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Stupid hoe! Why does he want so much? #GayKenneth #Benidorm

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

My legs are fabulous!

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

I do hope they don't fire me. It's the last one, starting to worry now :L!

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Oosh Aren't I fabulous when I'm wet.

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Kenneth's a big gay fag. I have nothing against homsexuals, just this fairy nonce.

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

I am not a bitch. Jesus christ kenneth

[Suzy Blyth @suzydeeblyth]

@TeamHewson just absolutely bloody loved this series! best ever xx

[Joyce Temple-Savage @J_Temple_Savage]

Four Stars, I know it's never going to happen but gotta keep the cretins' hopes up!