Josh Welf

UP THE BASEBALL PUNX.
WNB.

[MD @mike_daddino]

These were a few of the calls from game 2 that pissed me off

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Twink summer not white boy summer

[dianna @runwildkian]

A white boy summer is brewing in Queens

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

@PaulWight
Hey can you settle a bet for me. My dumb friend (he had a stroke so I will cut him some slack) said that you once got arrested in Albany NY for throwing someone through a glass window at Crossgates mall. He said Vince buried it.
I don’t think this happened. Help.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Someone get those ETSY witches on the line to help the Mets

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Austin Warren new closer
RIP Devin Williams

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

@SeanRossSapp They should hire who ever did the @JumpinJimG69 shirt. grail.

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Bad day for wrestling fans

[Jabuky Media ™️ @JabukyMedia]

Some bags of dino-shaped chicken nuggets could contain lead, USDA says
(Great Value)
https://t.co/rfVrztJw8J

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

I NEED ANSWERS @AlbaneseLaura GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THIS TRASH. MATT GROENING IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE. SIMPSONS REVISIONIST HISTORY! @ConanOBrien
HELP

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Yo @NewEraCap @lids @MLB
Got Homer swinging lefty on shirts and hats. NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. Fuckin cash grab bullshit.

GET FUCKED!

The clouds hat is cool tho

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

IM SO ENRAGED THIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Right handed hand placement but left handed everything else… WTF

[🫵👍 @AndyKHLiu]

Let’s run down the list…

- jackass catcher doesn’t dap up his teammates because he wanna act tough. also benched in last two games cuz he stunk it up

- manager doesn’t know the seeding rules and almost cost em a playoff spot

- one of best players says tourney stinks it doesn’t matter

- best player goes hitless entire tourney and has one of the worst speeches of all time

- entire team cosplays like they are war veterans every game. You are not

- 10x talent over every other team but lack of passion/aura/cool factor makes them look like NBA regular season players

Just a sad bunch of dudes to watch. Hope WE can do better the next go around. Winning should be a certainty. Just want guys to represent our country better

[John Saponaro @johnsaponaro]

Everything Team USA has done — the celebrations, marketing, speeches, off-field outfits, demeanor, etc. — confirms America’s culture is military, intimidation, bravado & propaganda.

Quite frankly, it’s embarrassing and I hope they lose. #WorldBaseballClassic

[Greg Kaplan @BlueshirtsBreak]

Nah I don’t love this country anywhere near enough to be happy for Bryce Harper lmao

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

Wonder what @IranMediaNow thinks about Mark DeRosa and Team USA

[Josh Welf @J_WELF]

@frank765337840 @ShizzlingDrits @NotGuileKyle @HalyaBusey Just wish the rest of the 4” men and Jumpin Jim was around.