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I engineer things #EatEmUpCats #GoStros

[J @J_Wal_]

lol I just realized why my 45 min alarm never went off last night.

[Dr. Smeggman @Smeggman32]

"What if the air was racism???"

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

"American food ain't shit"

*eats the worst examples of American food possible*

"Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Telling her this on the first date

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

These the shoes you draw on stick figures

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

at what point does a plastic surgeon have the moral obligation and right to say 'no you've had enough boob'

[parks @parkersity_9]

can we make robots that look like wall-e and not this demonic shit

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

fort wayne, indiana

[Jedi @dhe3g]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Imma be honest that looks like a chair

[TheFlockOpinion @TheFlockOpinion]

Diego Pavia showing up to Ravens minicamp.

[jane @abtonika]

The worst couple you know is gonna recreate this for Halloween this year

[cow @cowincrisis]

that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon

[J @J_Wal_]

@Riverrat834 It’s called drip

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Stephen Colbert trying to get some of that SPLC money.

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Companies that already make billions in profit getting refunded tariffs they didn’t even pay

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night