jess

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

“The commanders really have to contain Saquon Barkley”

Saquon on the first play of the game:

[rose @wynrosei]

casinos need to add uno tables, i’ll fuck everybody up

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Say what you will about Penn State. But you can’t top this atmosphere. Best in college football.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[jess @J_White29]

He wasn’t even close

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One of the worst first down calls you’ll ever see… and it stood after review

Never change refs

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Tiger Woods’ wife beat him up with a golf club on Thanksgiving after she went through his phone and found texts from a mistress while he was passed out from ambien and then he drove into a fire hydrant.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Miami clubs at 3:30am

[jess @J_White29]

Kalen DeBoer pls I am literally begging

[jess @J_White29]

Taco Bell deserves a Michelin star.

[jess @J_White29]

Kalen DeBoer pls I am literally begging

[jess @J_White29]

Nick Saban pls I am literally begging

[jess @J_White29]

My ring doorbell has seen a lot this year.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I don’t fucking care what states you’ve been to

[jess @J_White29]

I can’t stop watching The Sopranos

[esme @ezzzzieeee]

me u and some cranberry vodkas…..think about it pookie

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Were you rocking around the christmas tree with other bitches yes or no

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey did you get my message? i sent the bottle out to sea months ago

[jess @J_White29]

oh ok

[Blue Bloods Bias @bluebloodsbias]

🚨 | BREAKING: The State of Florida is officially SUING the College Football Playoff Committee!

🎙️ | Attorney General Ashley Moody: "We are launching an investigation to examine if the Committee was involved in any anticompetitive conduct, in it's unprecedented decision [to exclude FSU]."

The subpoena sent off to the CFP Committee demands all communications related to the exclusion with ESPN & the Southeastern Conference, documents showing member compensation, & individual vote tallies from that infamous Sunday Morning.

The AG also accused the Committee of costing Florida State University & the ACC MILLIONS of dollars 💸

The Committee has one month to turn over all these documents, before this antitrust investigation is escalated 👀

This is a very big moment...