JYH 🆗

BIO: Adult, male, tall. Tweets seriously, tweets facetiously, looks at tweets. Gainfully employed. Insured against liability.

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Shut up—to wit: shut up, shut up. QED

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"This is the legacy version of twitter_com. We will be shutting it down on June 1, 2020." --- I might actually be logging out.

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I see why people don't like new twitter: IT"S DIFFERENT>

I miss the tweets being pop-ups. The letters are too big.

I may make a new account so that my twitter experience can redevelop organically with the new medium. I might even go back to following some accounts. We'll see.

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Gruel is making a comeback.

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Don't tell me you guys have already stopped dropping lines from 'Uncut Gems' in everyday conversation.

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Could you guys quit being so savage?

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I could tweet about my feelings.

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#AlienSexist

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Something, something, money & chin zits.

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Plus 0.

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I like how professional comedians are calling me an idiot for not losing my job and filing for unemployment. #quarantine #lockdown #socialdistancing

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I like how literally any company can just string together some footage of people leaning out of windows clapping and call it a commercial. #quarantine #lockdown #socialdistanacing

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Cool tattoo, but is it Macy's or Heineken?

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"Here it is. This is it. This is where you put the money. You'll get a copy of the thing when it's done."

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Might set up a GoFundMe to help with bills while I figure out what project I want to put on Kickstarter.

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Perfect weather confirmed. Spent a measurable amount of time in it.

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I hope the Bigtime International Conspiracy doesn't use the pandemic lockdown period to stick a bunch more hidden cameras all over the place...

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People ask, "Were you drunk?"—and I reply, "When?"—and then they just stare off into space for a while.

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For some reason this two-tweet thread won't show on my home screen: https://t.co/28DWwx7pUV

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I watched that show, 'Devs'.

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Spoiler: The V is a roman numeral 5. It's actually 'De Fives', which, as you all know, is remarkably close to the French word for 'beans', a common slang term for MDMA. All the characters were rolling the whole time.

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I watched that show, 'Devs'.