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[Jason @J__Smoo]

@Petulant_Kragg @MsShadowLovely It's the Phoenix feather Loki traded some Iron Fist chi to Doom for back from the tournament. He's dead for real but his resurrection was already set up

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@NobodyIsOurGuy The best thing about the end is it doesn't matter who The Thing is if anyone. MAD already happened. It cost the crew everything but they trapped it in Antartica with no food, heat, or transportation.
Like losing a game of chess so you pour whiskey down the back of the computer

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@jama_thegoattt @PeriBlitzV2 Doof is a former A.I.M. scientist who got kicked out for refusing to wear the stupid beekeeper outfit

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@_Boomhauer The reboot time jumps to 2025 where Bobby is 21 years old. This means Bobby was born on August 13th 2004. Bobby Hill was born on Friday the 13th

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@BasedPota18 Blade's only superpower before his movie was that he was immune to vampire bites. I think most people prefer a superhuman Blade

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@GeeeekedOUT @M0BILESUITZER0 She jilled off to Spiderman x Mysterio gang rape porn dude

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@Tyre_94 At this point just get a cigarette holder? Still goofy as hell but at least you don't have to put a contraption around your neck

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@nonregemesse In this movie Thor loses an eye to symbolicly mirror his father Odin who sacrificed his eye for knowledge. It's a visual representation of Thor evolving from noble warrior to wise and mature king .
First thing next movie a talking raccoon pops a new eye straight in

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@HankMcPym @Shea_Fratterson The one where he rapes Hawkeye's wife and his ghost posseses his descendant to murder her in the present day? Good luck buddy

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@616riddler If I can make my own Danny suggestion 7 is really where things take off. The atmosphere: wonderful shading, first to all black gutter space, a baby gets disemboweled. It also establishes Blackout as THE archenemies that Lilith, Blackheart, and Deathwatch couldn't live up to

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@Will_P_Paul @rollinandpourin @616riddler There's foreshadowing with Nightmare twice where it's implied Dan turning Ghost Rider has to do with his mysterious dad. When Dan is missing his mom thinks how there were so many things she should have told him about. It's forgotten for 2 years then hastily wrapped up before #50

[Jason @J__Smoo]

Liberty Mutual is trying to "Jake from Statefarm" a character from their commercials who says "Liberty Biberty." Updates to come as the situation progresses

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@SimonHogwood @BigDumSirk @DocksEcky So there's a word that means the opposite of oriental interesting

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@seanishman Yee

[Jason @J__Smoo]

Are all these constant sports gambling and prediction market ads how it used to be with cigarettes back in the day?

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@W9plus10 Hank and Dean are the title duo eh? That's debatable

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@InlandCaGuy Am I reading this right? London didn't get to freezing temperature at any day in 2019?

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@Amazingspiral05 @SwitchThaWeirdo Ghost Rider movie was a weird blend. "Let's use the Johnny Blaze name and origin, but no one actually likes Johnny. So we'll use Danny's costume, Danny's powers, Danny's villain, and just run Johnny through a Danny Ketch plot."

[Jason @J__Smoo]

@CorneliusG14926 @BasedPota18 @JudyHopper1312 Bizarro (1958), Ultraman (1964), Composite Superman(1964), Cyborg Superman(1986), Zod(1961), these are just from DC mainline continuity. For the crime of larping I sentence you to slamming your dick in a car door