Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Krusty Krab Funfair

[mia🪐 @acelorelai]

No explanation needed

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

People making these takes makes sense when you realize they were too young to ever play Black Ops 2 when it came out.

[jes @peestains]

>be me
>working out in the poop gym
>new guy walks up
>“is this the pee gym”

look around buddy

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

Didn’t you kill a woman

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

I asked my husband what we should do tomorrow night during the election and he said "I'm going to be playing Balatro." I was like "So... I'm on my own?" and he said "No, you can download it too."

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

i've kept my silence long enough there just shouldn't be two guys called this

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

😭😭

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

👍

[Nico @elitetakes_]

24-20 Chiefs

[Vegan Industry Plant @AtYourMercyx]

No juggalos or goth kids or nu metal kids or white dudes in big pants and shirts 3 sizes too big wtf this is cultural erasure bro…

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

you guys were calling BG3 woke too don't even pretend lmao

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The refs do not respect Sam Darnold's face

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better vision. Better Calls.

[Darren Naish @TetZoo]

The Internet, RIP. Well done guys.