Smokey McBongwater

what do I put here even?

[chip @aljdxd]

Give it all up for you right now

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

@emilymaloney02 whaaaaaat! I'm buying a marble immediately!

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I wish things would work out for me. Like one time even. Magine that.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

People who text flat out when your with them but take forever to text you back are liars. Because phones are hands now.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

Bangers before bed.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

@LeahQuinton Leah... You are slower then a turtle stuck in quick sand. Give that up hahaha

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I wanna see like 2 huge dudes take on a sliver back gorilla and see who wins.

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

If I was as good as sweet talking younger ladies like I am your mother(s) I'd have it made sure.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I'd make a good bojack horseman with all the self sabotage i do to myself ha. I'm bored and not tired.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I'm baked central tho. I want to adventure.

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I would be so alright if things weren't so difficult/I didn't mess up a million times. Awh man

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

@ambercollins96 long johns or cod liver pills

[Smokey McBongwater @J_bone211]

I don't like this.