Anko J

Duck philosophy
#MUFC

[Anko J @J_moh7]

@_GreatnessTupu And he made the world spherical

[Anko J @J_moh7]

But Salasya is a GOAT

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

@NjokiKimandi Unacheka smart

[Anko J @J_moh7]

With all the education hakuna entertainer ashawaifikiria kujiita MC squared?

[Auri✨ @AntohSZN]

Dem akikuuliza "What are we?" anajaribu kukuambia your free trial imeisha.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

when you finally bagged the shawty you've been plotting on but you realize that you only loved the journey and not the destination

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Sasa na passports hampeani...
Even your solutions need solutions.
🤣🤣🤣

[Immanuel M @epimmanuel]

Alafu Yesu ataniandalia meza mbele ya nani?

[Anko J @J_moh7]

Heehe

[Delo @TheOtherDelo_]

Dem ukimpeleka date alafu akatae kuteremsha urwaro,unakimbia chemist kununua Epicap,akienda choo kidogo unamwaga kwa drink yake ndio atapike chakula yako yote ukimuulizanga kama alikua anadhani wewe ni UNICEF.

[Anko J @J_moh7]

@Degrata254 Hakujua kumanage a young business. Hiyo hutaka uchoyo ya mama wa kambo

[pratham @prath4m]

if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk

[Delo @TheOtherDelo_]

Ati mzae wa sakaja was born in 1985,😂I now get why most female bloggers hardly make it in life,ujinga imekita mizizi.hata kama ni propaganda si ueke effort ata kiasi ama uuze tu kuma,iyo ndio kazi rahisi.

[Anko J @J_moh7]

Ati real fathers wanaitisha chupa ingine alafu kuna wale walistep up

[TL Elder @mwabilimwagodi]

I've been abducted by Ruto the LOOTER guys I don't know where they're taking me.

[Anko J @J_moh7]

A fish in L. Victoria cannot fathom the existence of another fish in the Indian ocean

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

How did Noah inform the people who were living in Asia, Europe, America, and Africa about the floods?

[Anko J @J_moh7]

Doyen just masks it with "common mwanainchi"

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

[Mwafrika™ @Onkundi01]

Dem wa wines anakushow "Na Leo unakaa uko stressed" lakini bibi yako hawezi hata notice hauko sawa.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Mary: I am pregnant of the holy spirit
Joseph: