I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.
I've had 452 menstrual cycles. That's at least $15,000 spent on maxi pads and ibuprofen. Women should get a tax deduction for this involuntary shit. Or get pads and tampons for free. Tired of my cramps being capitalized on.
Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing.
I was wrong. You were right.