JD

Captain Commander

[Tavus @tavus]

Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test.

48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video.

It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void.

Gone forever.

[َ @gffyoq]

sometimes that little headbutt from your cat is all you really need.

[୨୧ @cozysoftserve]

I am probably the only person who enjoys online shopping more than in person. I cannot stand shopping in person.

[Josh @GKCJosh]

@StrangerNews11 You son of a bitch, don’t scare me like that

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I think one of my favourite things about life is still meeting someone and immediately knowing: oh, you are going to matter.

[JD @J_rodWebb]

Rest in peace cheerleader

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 https://t.co/9lWWxNU0v4

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

First article you find in a Resident Evil game

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining his social life #hotd #demdragons

[Evan @Big_Eazzzzy]

Guilty 😂

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[Flower Flicks @____flowers__]

Saitama, Japan. 🌸

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When your whole family questions your choice but then your little nephew says:

"When i grow up, i want to be like you"

[Intrapiernoso @Intrapiernoso]

Probablemente muchos no lo sepan, pero hubo un tiempo en que esto era motivo de orgullo y respeto.

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

you just had to fucking be on here when this bitch dropped man this shit was POWERFUL niggatry 😭😭😭😭😭

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

VANCE: We have evidence Iran is building a nuke.

RUBIO: Iran seeking ICBMs that can hit America.

MILLENNIALS: Nah, fam. We’ve seen this movie before.

[JD @J_rodWebb]

“Finally”

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

I need a calm but coldest response to “it's over.”

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Brady ruined his family for #7 what happened to the game I love