Mister Crunchy

Stay well, raise hell, don't talk to cops. he/him. Leftist. Aro. Staunch urinal abolitionist.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

The sans-culottes did nothing wrong.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

If you don't want to read David Graeber's "Bullshit Jobs", just watch Office Space. You'll prettymuch get it

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@CaelanConrad How they aren't literally dead from embarrassment is honestly? So inspiring. I could never.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@BarcodeSpeaks @Dannygrayfox @marionumber4 @TheRightCant "We count the deaths of infants in how we calculate infant mortality" is what you just said. It doesn't refute our infant mortality rate, which is entirely too high.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

I am so confused. Why are people surprised about Russell Brand? And why defend him? If there were some conspiracy to shut him up, wouldn't that have happened back when he was still relevant?

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@_celia_bedelia_ Jesus christ this is the longest any discourse has ever lasted on this hell site

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@_celia_bedelia_ Wtf is a portable bidet? Is that just like...a jug? Pretty sure that's just a jug.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

I do love it when my own parents realize that I, in my 30's, do not know how to do things they want me to have learned but did not teach me

[Melissa Erickson, MD, MBA @drericksonspine]

Talking with my sons in their 20s. I just found out they don’t know how to:
- mail a letter
- write a check
- send a package
- write in cursive

“Nobody in our generation does that stuff”

Y’all, this is wild.

Just me?

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@communoah Hommes and thoms

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@H1TWOM4N Yeah, I could probably have lived without the whole clumsy mess. It was mostly just drama and I don't even talk to those fools anymore

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@_celia_bedelia_ It is bananas that this discourse has been going on this long.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@Jake_Hanrahan There still exist SHARPs here and all, but it's less of a scene and more a lot of old punks who would rather die than accept that the skinhead aesthetic has been more or less fully co-opted.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@_celia_bedelia_ I have indeed bled through my underwear in the past and have come up with many a creative solution, typically with like half a roll of toilet paper, just to make it through the rest of the day til I got home. Never once has it occurred to me to do laundry in public sinks.

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@lepslair @_celia_bedelia_ Transmission = fake mission

[dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist) @caitlinmoriah]

children who are well-versed in and comfortable talking about nudity, genitals, and sex are more likely to be able to articulate when there’s a problem! depriving them of this knowledge is putting them in danger! put on your thinking caps, folks!!

https://t.co/BEqpr8xPDt

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@WIAW18 @jenivescomedian Teat* yeet. Damn

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@WIAW18 @jenivescomedian The idea that you can just walk into a doctor's office and say "one teeth yeet please" and they put you under right then and there lol be fuckin serious. At the very least there are logistical concerns. Healing a big part of the body like that takes time off work and shit

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@WIAW18 @jenivescomedian Anyway boo, I don't have to deal with underboob sweat anymore and I'm hotter than I've ever been. Enjoy your weird obsession with trans bodies. I'm getting in the pool now ;*

[Mister Crunchy @JaDubZee]

@WIAW18 @jenivescomedian I'm also in love with the yucky post-op photos like yall don't understand that no surgical procedure is ever pretty in the immediate aftermath. There will always be swelling and soreness for a while and the scars will take a while to fade. That's just how healing works

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Owned a rock band