I know all of you are tired of Man City VS Arsenal for the title every year
I know all of you are tired of seeing PSG dominate the Champions League
I know all of you are tired of seeing Pep win everything
That changes NOW.
THE CARRICK REVOLUTION BEGINS, RUN.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Marystella Kongani, a public health officer by profession, but currently a patient of romance gone wrong at Webuye County Hospital. Instead of issuing health advisories, sheโs now busy receiving visitors and explaining how love turned into a boxing match,, Ni mbaya!!!
Reports indicate that madam is recovering from what witnesses are calling an open-air massage with unhappy ending courtesy of her very committed and clearly overqualified lover. The man delivered hot silaaaps & blows like he was tendering for a government road contract in Kideroโs office.
During his routine inspection visit & quality assurance matters along kilgoris lane, the man allegedly noticed that the dayametaa measurements had mysteriously expanded. Our boy pulled out his internal calculator & measured the circumference well well, but hesabu haikua inaingiana.
When he politely inquired about the sudden geographical changes, daughter of Agrippina responded with Olympic confidence telling our boy that it was his horizontal engineering equipment that had reduced in size.
My friend,, that statement alone deserves police protection. Thatโs when the situation escalated from romance to disaster management. The man switched from inspector to instructor, delivering a series of life lessons that nobody applied for. He deconstructed her face badly.
He has since disappeared into thin air and authorities are now looking for him to offer him a fully sponsored staycation at the government owned Airbnb located in a gated community somewhere along Kamiti Road.
Meanwhile, Marystella is recovering well and has reportedly advised the daughters of Agrippina to stick to one syllabus bcoz Group work is very dangerous. Apart from sura mbaya, thighs are looking good๐ฅน. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.๐