Sucka MC

stay at home dad of 2

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Rudy Gobert when he catches that first lob from LaMelo

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

The Hornets keeping LaMelo for all these years than trading him when they finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel is exactly why bad teams stay bad

[Spectre @spectre0799]

If The Neptunes produced Hypnotize...

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Whitney Houston woulda bodied her Tiny Desk Concert

[F&M 🦅 @FEMBR23]

damn… niggas did that 10 years ago

[ND (with the "upmost" respect) 🏁 @nathand_12]

he looks like someone tried to to draw Ben Simmons as a Bob’s Burgers character, I can’t and won’t explain this further

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

hot take: Orlando Jones was who carried Drumline, not Nick Cannon

[Not Adam @NotAdamNB]

PG: who cares
SG: Wade
SF: LeBron
PF: Giannis
C: Shaq

The Miami Heat franchise is 38 years old

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I really feel like crocs should be like $25.

[Lexton @lexton_6]

It’s all fun & games till Miami dark magic turns Giannis into a 35% 3 point shooter

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

Signing for $100M+ gotta be the craziest feeling.

[haz 𓏲ּ𝄢 @outtankded]

he gave us 45 years of his life gosh

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[harjiv singh @HarjivS]

it’s honestly not even that she doesn’t know who slaughter is, it’s the fact that she doesn’t know that SGT stands for sergeant in any context

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

🔥🔥🔥🔥”he’s no maniac, watch how he sane he acts in my presence”

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Reminder that Trump owes us all $8,700.

$5,000 DOGE check.
$2,000 tariff revenue check.
$1,700 tariff refund check.