J.A.W

Probably my 10th account 👀

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@zane I didn’t see any mistakes in Sausage party, therefore @Sethrogen is a better director

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The main menu on the AP DVD is just him doing this & I’ll never forget that 😂😭❤️

[. @PumpLordSolana]

The Alan Partridge Air Bass dance.

Hilarious!

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@gregorypiper98 @jed_mercurio @JohnStrickland6 @tomi_may @RochendaSandall @martin_compston @worldprods @Vicky_McClure @AlastairNatkiel @MayaSondhi @JennBowman13 @dedwardscasting You’re gonna cause quite the stir in the next season, aren’t you!! Ya bent bastard! (@StephenGraham73 voice)

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@davidcoster @basheer_dada @GNev2 @youngy18 can’t beat a man let alone an egg

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@BBCSport Tune in next week for more ‘you don’t fucking say’ with @chris_sutton73

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@JoePGuerrero I do hope to Jesus Christ he gets torn a new asshole. Hopefully someone cuts his head off in the showers

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@TrumpCritic Are you fucking joking you absolute twat?!

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That Charlie Austin #ParkLife mash-up 🤣🤣🤣@BBCMOTD

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Feel quite sorry for @aaronramsey deserved a better send-off. Hopefully he fits in nicely in Italy 🤜🏻

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@Carberry_TP @Fribz_ @luke60935622 @IdolNaby @qaiss_gobari @JR_Edwards @TrueGeordieTG Try sarcasm

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@TrueGeordieTG And the linesman fucking gave it!! Is it any wonder referees are struggling with knobheads like this as their back-up!

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10-15 years ago United v Arsenal was THE game to watch. How times fucking change 👀😤

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@SalfordCityFC Watch Salford knock @ManUtd out of the carabao cup next season 👀

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@cakeordeath89 @maiseylouie80 @GaryLineker @ManCityWomen @BBCOne Get it on Comedy Central

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@SkySportsPL @ManUtd @ChampionsLeague @htafcdotcom THIS is our club captain. Defending that pile of fucking dogshit?! Only bit of passion I saw was some fat cunt in the stand diving into his hotdog. Get to the MLS, Ashley

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Fucking embarrassing from @ManUtd how are we gonna improve now? Next seasons already a write-off

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@Scrimadon @GNev2 Ole watching every bastard in training

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@GNev2 is genuinely fucking disgusted. I dunno whether to laugh or cry. What are we doing 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Scrimadon @GNev2 It’s not Ole I’m fucked off about. Our best player has been a youth player & he’s only been on for 20 minutes. Rest want fucking sacking

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

One of Cristiano Ronaldo's greatest goals ever? 🤩

His free-kick against Arsenal was just outrageous 😳👏

Sir Alex Ferguson's reaction says it all...