jade 🌼

// babe, you look so cool //

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

throwback to the last show at the O2 #nofilter

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

can’t stand people that live their lives playing the victim when they cause 99.9% of the problems 💀😂

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

people are fucked, man, there’s no humanity left in the world

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

still in shock over the fact that I was fully driving on a roundabout, and instead of opening the window, my mum decided to open the door 🤦🏼‍♀️

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

the postie is on a mad one today, I’ve just answered the door to him telling me that his parcel scanner has been on the blink all morning because the Russians are hacking it 💀

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

I hate valentines day when you’re in the talking stage 🤦🏼‍♀️

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

why is my life always so full of drama omgggggg fuck off 😩

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

only I could hand my notice in, be on annual leave and STILL end up getting dragged into picking shifts up 🤡

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Man, smash mouth was so right when they said “the years start comin and they don’t stop comin”

[𝓥𝓪𝓽𝔂𝓲𝓪🪽 @tyiamonet]

“You smell good” & “ya skin so soft”are top tier compliments.

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

everyone in my house can truly go and all fuck themselves 💀😂

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

how did I order my sister a present from Etsy 6 weeks ago, had it all personalised and shit, and it’s arrived today with no personalisation on it? 💀

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

idk why my ex is still interested in what I’m doing all the time, man, we broke up a year ago and I see him more now than I did when we were together ffs

[GOD BT @thegirlbt]

not chanel no. 2

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

pleaaaaase someone tell me why I’ve just paid almost £70 for a full tank, when I was paying just about £50 at the beginning of lockdown???

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

how can my manager change our start time from 10am to 8am, and then turn up at 10am himself??? make it make sense

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

so much work drama it’s unreal 💀😂

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

why did she tell me that I’m gonna have a baby if I’m not extra careful, as well? no babies here, thanks, leave me alone

[jade 🌼 @Jaaaaaaade_]

that reading was mad, actually can’t get over it 😂😂 why am I having a midlife crisis, please somebody help