Jaime Mac

Slightly Dyslexic. @littleoldlady__ @sallymagdotcom @funny_ishdotcom Writer/Producer @goingdarkseries Is this networking?

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

This will be a thread of writing I have accomplished in 2020. This is for no one but myself. Enjoy!

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

@parksand_rach Head to Home Depot and get a 10” plank and ask them to cut it for you. Then order some table legs on Amazon (or they might even have them in store)

You’ll be out $100 max this way

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

@parksand_rach He’s method so I actually would buy that

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

Left New York
Tried a new city
Moved back to new york and got the fuck back to my life

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

@parksand_rach Yeah def see if that helps. Might be seasonal allergies too. Ragweed season always makes mine worse. And maybe get a hypoallergenic pillow cover. (Don’t ask me the science behind it, it might be fake for all I know)

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

@parksand_rach Oh yeah. Sometimes it be like that

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

I’ve never seen a hot girl that has muscles. It’s not feminine. Girls aren’t supposed to be muscular. They shouldn’t be lifting. I don’t care if tons of hot women with muscles reply to this tweet with photos and videos of them flexing to prove me wrong. Don’t bother 👀

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Support our Jewish neighbors and all groups out there today that the stupid Nazis are targeting with their ridiculous "National Day of Hate" and if you’re out there and the moment arrives you gotta do what you gotta do

[Ayanna P. @AyannaPrescod]

We love to see the rise of a new theater kid. Protect him.

[Mook | thee prettiest 💕 @chokoladous]

Nobody warned me about your sex drive when you go to the gym consistently.

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

@John_Mike_ I got rich, millionaire, prostitution. Gonna be a big year for me

[you better po-lice that mou-stache @celineorelse]

This discourse has really unconvered weird new levels of human despair huh

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

What the hell is so good about William Shakespeare, anyway?

Here's one thing: how he used the way words sound (and not just what they mean) to manipulate our emotions and regulate our attention.

An old poetic skill called prosody...

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

I had one tweet go viral on this wretched app and it was actually a terrible experience.

I’m @jaaaimers on literally every social media.

So long, farewell.

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

Honestly I’m just here to watch the corporate drama unfolding

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

This is also basically the plot of the play God of Carnage.

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

this lady on tiktok shared that her daughter was getting bullied at school so she set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. the bully’s mum was rude so she beat up the mum and told the kid “i’ll beat up your mum every day until you stop touching my child.” 😭😭😭

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

You should start writing again. The idea of Literary writing is made up, a construct to gatekeep. Literary writing is a conversation with other writers, and anyone can join in at any time. Anyone who tells you there are rules is a gatekeeper.

[Jaime Mac @Jaaaimers]

Needed to see it today, ty