Jaaved Khatree

My old account @jaaved got hacked. Sad! Strayan in the UAE posting about life in Dubai, retro games & SEO. Online since '96. 🇦🇪 ❤️

[Jaaved Khatree @JaavedKhatree]

Setting up a coworking space that looks and feels like old school offices where there’s no distractions, you’re just a number and you get to lock in and take over the world.

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@carlhendy You’re absolutely right!

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One of my mates has been noticeably more eloquent on group chats lately.

Turns out he’s using ChatGPT for responses!

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@suganthan 😂 you might want to check in on her and your kids. They haven’t heard from you in a while…

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@suganthan talks to Claude more than he talks to me.

Sad!

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@AndyBeard @suganthan I am! They get to pick his brains all day every day!

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@suganthan Haha love it!

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@suganthan Ouch!

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I love that my neighbours cook good food.

I hate that I can smell it via the AC.

[Jaaved Khatree @JaavedKhatree]

Do yourself a favour and savour the flavour of Australia.

Go visit Aussie Kebabs in JVC.

It’s like walking into your typical Aussie kebab shop.

Kebabs, HSP, chips with chicken salt, meat pies and lamingtons. They also have V! So good!

https://t.co/ajZ3QKBZ8v

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Wu York Knicks!

#knicksin4

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Alokozay makes excellent alternatives to Coke and Pepsi.

They could be everywhere right now.

They could have bottles and mini cans.

They could. That’s the thing.

But they’re not.

Why?

What a colossal missed opportunity.

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@3bo9x1 What a character and what a show! They just don’t make TV like that anymore.

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Screaming Frog 24 is 🤯

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@suganthan

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Taking 5g of creatine an hour.

Not feeling any different.

Am I doing this right?

[Jaaved Khatree @JaavedKhatree]

@claireindubai Barnasty amirite

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Just drink instant coffee.

And water.

Follow me for more dirham stretching tips!

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The amount of face and neck tattoos in Circle Mall is too damn high!

[Jaaved Khatree @JaavedKhatree]

@SohailS90974443 It’s been over a year and they simply said they can’t verify that I was the original creator and owner of @jaaved. Someone hacked the account, changed the password, recovery email and number and started posting 🌽 and eventually got the account suspended!