Mkenya 🇰🇪

Finance | Amateur derivatives trader | Mostly idiotic

[Bloomberg @business]

New York City’s Rent Guidelines Board voted to freeze rents for roughly one million stabilized apartments, handing Mayor Zohran Mamdani a major political victory and delivering on a central promise that launched him to City Hall https://t.co/jPeG3nyu2g

[zettaWatt @einfeyn]

Nobody:

The dumbest person you've ever met:

[Slonk @Pies_of_Lee]

"fascism is nostalgia for a past that never existed"

[Flowseidon @kiantrades]

She is now down over 51% on her $CBRS position

#1 Ranked most retarded fund manager of all time

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@FT Hahaha, having met some of these traders personally, it's clear the FCA was out of its depth. Hope they can now retire in peace. Lucky bastards

[Northvillan @northvillan]

Anyone shagging without air con currently in the UK is a fucking lunatic

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Don’t take ketamine, kids.

[tintin @rentierrobbe]

I hate that we live in such a digital panopticon where people can just record you and post you to the worldwide web and get you fired at a whim. That being said, how are you an executive at JPMorgan and dumping trash on the ground to steal a public trash can?

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

People saying why didn’t South Africa also get our own Uzbekistan in the group…

Every group has its own Uzbekistan. If you don’t spot the Uzbekistan…chances are you are the Uzbekistan

😭

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@jacob_rwt @beachbeneath Tbh, it was a bit confusing.

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@iLnico4real And then everyone clapped?

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

BREAKING — United Kingdom begins annual ritual of picking a Prime Minister that is worse than the last one.

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@PolitlcsUK This is crazy! Why don't they just do away with cash ISAs

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@budranoia @yankesmall @Mziza_23 Pole trader

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@budranoia @yankesmall @Mziza_23 Ata mtu huuza mahindi choma ni trader

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@Mziza_23 @budranoia @yankesmall Wee uko sawa, hakuna trading wanafanya

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@budranoia @yankesmall @Mziza_23 Doesn't mean wewe pia sio wazimu. Total exposure sio 4mil, ni $16mil...

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@budranoia @Mziza_23 Assuming 1:500 leverage, so $33k margin, gold ikimove against him na 10usd it wipes out the entire accout. You are an idiot if you believe what you typed.

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@budranoia @Mziza_23 Likely lies. Total exposure=4000 troy ounces* current price of gold... Approximately $16mil. Leverage ya ngapi?

[Mkenya 🇰🇪 @Jaba_00]

@yankesmall @budranoia @Mziza_23 Gold is a commodity, not a currency. 40 lots ni 4000 troy ounces