Jabba The Slutt

I just want to pet dogs.

[bri @brie_alyssa]

everything i know about aaron rodgers is against my will.

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Me using Excel on my new iPhone Duo:
#AppleEvent

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“Women are dangerous because they’re hormonal.”
Brother do you not think TESTOSTERONE IS A HORMONE??

[persian elle woods @midwestoner1]

Genuinely why the fuck is it so hard for people to have any kind of semblance of order in public. Why the fuck are you standing in the middle of the aisle with your cart when there are others trying to pass through. Get the fuck out of the way.

[xan @lilxan1k]

two idiots had sex now i gotta suffer everyday

[Duolingo @duolingo]

they named a phone after me and made it bend over 😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

as a woman, you should be more afraid of not being financially stable than of being unmarried.

[gigi @idontknwhyy]

mds odeio gnt q n tem senso de urgencia bora porra

[Henny Blankenship @B0V1CE]

Being too aware will drive you nuts because how is this whole country not rioting?

[きよっぴー @kiyyopy]

ちょっと待って！このiPhone Duoすごすぎ📱開くだけで同時に2台分使えちゃうんだけどw

[KIXNKARBS @KIXNKARBS]

Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Apple can fold that phone up they ass

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me taking a call on the iPhone Duo

[sid @immasiddx]

The front display of the iPhone Duo looks so bad. 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me :

[Jabba The Slutt @JabbaTheSlutt_x]

@maz01148899 @SamsungMobileUS As an iPhone user, it isn’t that deep Maz. Chill tf out. This was funny.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Apple needs to re-release the iPod. I just want to listen to music without getting three group chat notifications and a scam call every four seconds

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“The president is just trolling!”

Hey, here’s a wild thought. Maybe I want my country to be run by someone who isn’t a fucking internet troll.