Jab Crawford

Lover of sports, music, good bourbon, and showers with high water pressure.

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@BNightengale Do they really believe the game is better when one team can spend $325 Million and another can only spend $79 Million. The sport has lost it's way and needs to establish parity. And I say this as a longtime New York Yankees fan.

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@JStreble82 How many chips have you all got with all that talent big boy?

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@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Why don’t you STFU you pathetic loser! How much did you get your ass kicked by again?

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@TheBestWager @CardChronicle His role was limited because he played like a complete skirt and couldn’t score or rebound to save he damn life!

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@JoeFla4 Uhhh, no, we saw enough of that shit

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@jemelehill Shut the hell up you despicable racist! You are what’s wrong with this country!

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@PpollingNumbers This has to be a satire account, right? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@mariashriver @amyklobuchar You mean the absolute lie that the liberal idiot Dems like yourself are spreading? I don’t blame Arnold for screwing your maid.

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@AndyBeshearKY Andy, you are the last person in the world who gets to use the Bible argument. What does the Bible say about mutilating young kids and changing their sex? Embarrassed to be a Kentuckian with you as the Governor.

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@amyklobuchar He's not giving Iran $300 Billion you dope! Quit buying into the fake news machine. You dems are pathetic!

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@CardChronicle @VTE502 Need someone on who knows sports and Frazier like a fiend! I am available if you’re interested. 😎

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@CBSNews What were Nancy Pelosi’s her last 30 years in Congress? Asking for a friend.

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@SenAdamSchiff You are the ultimate H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E. It’s really not even close for 2nd. All the bullshit you made up to go after Trump! Go F yourself

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@GavinNewsom You mean besides the billion dollars of fraud that goes on in your state with your consent?

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@OleTimeHardball I hope this is a joke! Having DiMaggio and Gherig batting 5th and 6th behind Arod batting 3rd is laughable!

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@GottliebShow Uhhhh, I think Jordan would like a word when you say “haven’t seen that type of competitive greatness since”. Seriously?

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@ElectionWiz Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning

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@ClayTravis Great performance but he owes a special thank you to the Spurs who inexplicably decided to not double him. Horrible coaching by the Spurs. Make someone else beat you!

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@BBGreatMoments Tony Gwynn during the 94 strike year

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@ClayTravis Soccer is incredibly boring. Any sport where all the players but one can’t use their hands is not a sport. Games end in ties, etc. I hope USA wins but personally I would rather watch fricking paint dry than watch soccer.