Joey Abis

You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine!

[Andrew Callahan @_AndrewCallahan]

The @NFL saw one of its players require CPR and oxygen on the field, then get taken away by ambulance and told his teammates they had 5 minutes to get ready to play again.

Never forget that.

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

Even in death, he found a way to get one last dick joke in! My guardian angel with the dirtiest mouth and a heart as big and benevolent as forever.

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@AmericanAir didn’t even get my sanitation wipe to wipe down my seat. Pretty clear that they don’t care about their customers.

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@AmericanAir pretty dumb that flight from DCA to MCO right now and flight attendants won’t let people spread out into the exit row as no one’s there. Just trying to save lives over here.

[CHS Girls Lacrosse @Girls_CHS_Lax]

Congratulations to Oliva Hall on committing to play lacrosse at Merrimack college ! #keepgrinding #hardworkpaysoff #D1BOUND

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Making progress

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

My sources are telling me that Tom Brady & The Bucs have been treating tonight’s game similarly to how he would treat a Super Bowl..

Extra walk-thrus, meetings, etc.

I’m sure Bill has done the exact same..

IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN NFL FOOTBALL?!?

Let’s have a Sunday

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@BobbyValentine Be safe out ther @BobbyValentine !!

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@mcuban We’re too stupid... I’ve been working retail and it’s still a real problem even in @vermontgov. People haven’t listened and are still not following guidelines. 2nd homeowners are still traveling to our state and not social distancing. We need to adapt. Change the way we operate!

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@PatMcAfeeShow #ForTheBrand get back to work!!! @Patriots might need you!!

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@stoolpresidente #Pennystocks for DAVEY

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@KipMooreMusic fucking good music so far on the new album. Pumped to hear the rest!! #southpaw

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@garyvee #babynut

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

Nice work @VaynerMedia! #MrPeanut @garyvee

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

#Imnotgoinganywhere @TomBrady

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

Good morning Twitter. Get after it today. Prepare. Do good. Family. #relax #recover #coffee @starbucks @garyvee

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@PadmaLakshmi I LOVE TOP CHEF! And you! You’re amazing! I love what you stand for! You’re an amazing person! @BravoTopChef #topchef

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Congratulations on your retirement, and a great career Eli! Not going to lie though, I wish you hadn’t won any Super Bowls.

[Joey Abis @Jabis4]

@Jared_Carrabis How many World Series did @Nomar5 win?