Complaint Department

There’s a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work.

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I bought a motorcycle, and now I want a new motorcycle.

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@markhoppus turnips are going for 401 bells on my island this afternoon, my dude!

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Valentine’s Day really fucking sucks.

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All it takes is some soul crushing drama to make friends... On Facebook.

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When it’s time to upgrade I’m getting an iPod touch instead of a phone. No one calls but telemarketers. The only thing that happens more often are rain storms in Ohio...

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My “Makes me Sick” @newfoundglory pin got ripped off of my work bag, and now I’m considering seeing them in Columbus tomorrow to purchase a replacement...

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Dude. Everyone knows that bartender...

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@markhoppus

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I dreamt I was spider man the other night. Best time I’ve had in a long while.

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Be excellent to each other.

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@GarySalyers I’m just glad I’m not alone.

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Do you ever wonder if the reason your clothes never fit right is because you’re an alien? Follow up question: Is it weird that I feel oddly better about my life and poor fitting shirts because of the potential alien thing? Asking for afriend. #itwouldbedopetobeanalienprobably

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@2ChinzCinci There is a bird that knocks on the window of my classroom every day.

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It’s weird that my daughter hasn’t memorized the whole internet yet. She’s been working really hard.

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@2ChinzCinci OOOH!! I wanna go to the Building of Cool Things!!! What kind of “cool things” does it have?

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Will I ever grow out of feeling the urge to scrawl “poop” on the dusty rear window of someone else’s vehicle?

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Wow. What a day. @MarvelStudios @HBO @GameOfThrones

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Dude. #GameOfThornes

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Whoa. #endgame

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There is no fouler taste in the world than that of liquid cough medicine.