TJ Griffin

“The check is in the mail.” - Jack Burton. Did you remember to properly hydrate yourself today?

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Give Becca a tall glass of water with some nice ice cubes and a brita filter and let her go to town on the H2O. She deserves all the hydration @thebkoof

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@OldManSchindler I’m a big Tokyo Megaplex Guy. That level ripped

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@dum_dums Here’s a novel idea to get the revenues boosted. Sell dum dum pops without the stick in a bag. Mixed flavors. Put something like 50 in a bag. Just like jolly ranchers but way better. There’s a dum dum pop flavor for everyone!! #makeitnice #forthepeople

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@kellly_griffin Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Ganj

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You heard it here first mark it down. There will be a fight between Krystal and Bibiana on season 5 of Bachelor in Paradise. And out of nowhere Bekahs going to tap in with tornado hands and lay down some vigilante justice on Krystal @ariejr @bibi_julz @whats_ur_sign_ @ABCNetwork

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PSA: A good rule of thumb is to consume 1 glass of water per alcoholic beverage. If you want to have a productive next day follow this golden rule and you will feel like a million bucks. Thank you

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PSA: Buffalo chicken dip recipe. 3/4 cup of buffalo sauce. 1/2 cup blue cheese crumbles. 1/2 cup shredded Mexican cheese. 8oz cream cheese. 1/2 cup blue cheese dressing. 2 cups chicken shredded. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 mins. Add a layer of Mexican cheese on top. Thank you

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PSA: Avoid eye contact with shopping mall kiosk employees, keep walking. Eye contact will signal that you’re an interested buyer and your time will be wasted with a pointless conversation telling them no thanks and they will be mad you didn’t buy anything. Nobody wins. Thank you

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PSA: While making a campfire, if you can’t find any good kindling wood, you can use Doritos and that should work just fine as a replacement. Thank you

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PSA: The recommended daily serving of fruits is 2. Thank you

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PSA: If you ever go skiing/snowboarding remember to bundle up! It’s chilly out there. Thank you

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@OldManSchindler No excuse. If you are located in Boston and walk approximately 2,200 miles west until you reach a large drop off (aka the GRAND CANYON)...Then proceed to fall off the giant ledge and pray you hit the ground with minimal impact. Sick of this bullshit it’s blueberry or choco chip.

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PSA: The recommended daily value for added sugar is 50 grams or less. The average 20oz soda bottle contains 65-75 grams of added sugar. You do the math. Thank you

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PSA: Don’t neglect to save up that loose change. Once you have enough you can take that shit to the bank for some cold hard cash 💵. Thank you

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PSA: Don’t forget to brush your teeth before going to bed! Thank you

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PSA: In my opinion, the best pencil out there that you can buy for the value are the black Ticonderoga #2’s. Writes smooth and crisp like a late summer’s breeze and sharpens like a needle👌. Thank you

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@kellly_griffin Wasn’t saying it tastes good. I for one don’t eat papaya as a fruit of choice. But to each their own I ain’t judging. Just stating facts that it’s rich in vitamin C. Can’t argue with the facts. That’s just science and data

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PSA: Fruits that are rich in vitamin C include guavas, kiwi, strawberries, oranges, and papayas. Vitamin C is necessary for the growth, development, and repair of all body tissues. It also helps with wound healing and the absorption of iron. Thank you

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PSA: Remember to use shampoo and conditioner on your beard. Treat it with respect. Thank you

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PSA: Shoveling snow can burn an average of 400 calories an hour depending on your weight and the intensity rate that you are shoveling at. ❄️ Thank you