Jake

parody account

[Jake @jabobstev]

FRAT BOY VIBES TODAY BOYS N GIRLS

[mol 🧸 @molfully]

who did the nhl hire that they suddenly got good at commercials this season

[Jake @jabobstev]

@slime_machine Can't feel anything during the procedure, you do not want to know what's going on as that makes it worse cause you can imagine what they are doing. Afterwards it's sore but the anti inflammatory meds help a fair bit.

[Jake @jabobstev]

@cbcradio2 This is what dating profiles in the Midwest look like

[Jake @jabobstev]

Cure to my snacking addiction was going on vacation and finding the best chips and candy I’ve ever had then coming home and it not being available here. Everything tastes average by comparison and I haven’t wanted junk food for weeks now 🥲

[clare @sadderlizards]

we are embarking on a perilous quest

[Jake @jabobstev]

Montreal is tutorial island for European cities.

[Jake @jabobstev]

Had a bit too much wine and cooked the best meal of my life yesterday

[Jake @jabobstev]

@BarryOnHere national hero

[Jake @jabobstev]

4:08pm

[Jake @jabobstev]

@sapphiReGG The best c9 era

[AliHass @Ali_hassanein]

The unanimous MVP of the Worlds’ Swiss Stage. @lolesports #Worlds2023

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

now we are fucking talking

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom.
Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the stars, and magically hit your target. Rest easy,

[Jake @jabobstev]

The strat of blocking every ad/promoted tweet is about to no longer work 😞

[launders @launders]

he's lying again.

he just wants to max engagement, make sure advertisers aren't getting blocked and ensure people aren't mass blocking paying subs. it's just scamming you out of your attention just like he did with the fyp, monetized rage baiting and increased visibility for reply tweets.

will probably reintroduce as a blue feature so you can pay to not be harassed and spammed and claim that AI bots have reached escape velocity and only money can stop it.

[Jake @jabobstev]

He really hit the nail on the head with this one.

[Janko Paunovic @YNk]

HOW DOES MY FUCKING MILK TASTE TODAY DICKHEAD 😂😂😂

[zane bhansali @epengu]

the way the john wick justice needle drop sent me ALL the way back to 2007

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Counter-Strike 2.

[Jake @jabobstev]

@khanandpolo First sip of the day