zane bhansali

screenwriter, esports itinerant・columbia tv writing mfa・words @washingtonpost @espn @WolfeyGlick @FalseSwipeG・former Beyond the Summit, HTC Esports, PG Stats

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@BrandoFromChat @mazzy_starfox sorry I couldn’t be there man, will show out for you on saturday

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@SarAllyce what makes chili a diet hack is that it tastes like it’s supposed to be really bad for you

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@elischoop (I really thought this was david schwimmer at first but I guess it’s just michael swimmer).

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@elischoop entry level edm fans with a case of mistaken identity

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

You Can See Everything is as close as a docufiction/docufilm has gotten to Kiarostami’s Close-Up. Just a perfect creation honestly. I wish Kiarostami were alive to experience this and give us his read.

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I tried to log into the analog account for the first time in years but all the two factor is set to rishi’s account and he’s slightly busy today

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no film this year as haunting as YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. I will think of it every time I write a script, or take a photo, or probably see literally any other movie for the next month - and most especially, whenever I hear someone laugh at a joke

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

I set out to write a *spoiler-free* review of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING that would still make for a worthwhile read after you’ve watched the film. This was the result (link below):

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per my last tweet

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

If you have You Can See Everything on the brain, I strongly recommend watching Close-Up and F for Fake if you haven’t seen them. Both came to mind while thinking about YCSE, which is EXTREMELY high praise.

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nathan fielder is our generation's abbas kiarostami

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@BundunLive fuck yes good for you man much love

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@Ganobrator I am way less annoyed at the player who caused the elim (who is turning into a good villain) than I am at the circumstances

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tonight’s survivor elim left such a bad taste in my mouth I’m half convinced it means the outcast tribe is coming back

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@Ganobrator tbh I think the other backfiring was incredible television so I’m not mad about it. this was just classic three tribe swap screw, which is old hat at this point

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@pivotjab @lulagaze put out word that the goat’s back

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@alanallanallen @MinhTran____ happy to talk more in dms but I just want to point out that both me and this poster are not, I think, coming for ALL menswear accounts, esp those who have been around a while - the shitty trendchasing maga-adjacent ones share some specific qualities that set them apart

[zane bhansali @epengu]

@alanallanallen @MinhTran____ we talked about this in the replies of my tweet, but I do think there’s a pretty stark divide between the accounts you’re defending (who I also like, as a queer guy who likes fashion!) and the ones people are taking aim at that are associated with this woman

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@AsherIsHere_ @NRGgg let's fucking gooooooooo

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@alanallanallen I am very clearly not talking about derek here haha

there's a glut of these no-knowledge copy paste taste accounts looking to cash in on a current boom in menswear content for which derek is partially responsible. I respect people like derek sharing knowledge/history!

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love that it took the ai surveillance state chore coat to open people’s eyes to the not so subtle retvrn-coded conservatism of the “make men men again” menswear accounts. this is the woman who was posting “girls just want a sparkly dress and a racist husband” 8 months ago lmfao

[Samantha @alecttrona]

Very very lucky and blessed to have been sent a @PalantirTech chore coat. The colour is perfect, the details are stunning. Size down if you’re thinking of buying one. Highly recommend.