RILEY JABOUR!!!

Middays @krock1057. Local D-List Celebrity. Listener of punk rock. Embarrassingly big wrestling fan. Eat the rich. Tweets not yadda yadda whatever my employer.

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

There's a non-insignificant amount of people who think Riley is my last name and Jabour is just a weird sound I make for no reason immediately following my last name.

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

@nwbroadcasters Thanks!

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

Usher be like

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Sports Guy 1: “who you got in the big game tonight?”

Sports Guy 2: “I’m thinking Kansas City”

Sports Guy 3: “Yeah Chiefs are gonna take it”

Sports Guy 4 but he only gets TSN2: “Lexus is my guy.”

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

Are we still not supposed to eat more than like one can of tuna a week because of mercury poisoning or did we figure that out

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

@Wrestling_Brain It had the cadence and delivery of Michael Scott accidentally wandering into a wrestling career.

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

The real unique access code is the friends we made along the way.

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

@RedBlacks1899 Who knows? What a mystery! Surely whomever I'm referring to hasn't been contacted by the police multiple times about his continued harassment and made a second Twitter account after his first was blocked! That'd be real clownshoes behaviour!

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

Dang all those dudes with Fuck Trudeau flags might actually have a shot at living their dream now

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

How does he move so quickly

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

(🎵 Loooong time passing 🎵)

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When’s the last time you met a Todd? I feel like Todd’s were everywhere in the mid to late 90s. Where have all the Todd’s gone?

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

Don’t take your dog to the fireworks, stupid.

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

No one:

Airbnb guy: hey mom look how strong I am mom are you looking hey mom are you hey look mom hey I’m so strong mom hey

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

**extremely Tom DeLonge voice**

WHERE ARE YEEWWWWW

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Stepson of missing billionaire on Titanic submarine shares he attended Blink-182 concert:

“It might be distateful being here but my family would want me to be at the blink-182 show”

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

@evilplasticfork If you’ve got a spare to fire off my way, I’d super appreciate!

[RILEY JABOUR!!! @Jabourasaurus]

@patdubois fellas is it gay to marry your wife?

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@Dave_Branco Sandalf