Kristy

A real fine mix of brown and white.

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@LisaLuckstruck I saw this awhile back and was so disgusted by it.

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If your going to school for healthcare administration, I would just like to stop you right there and save you a world of hurt. From a Healthcare Manager, don’t do it. Unless you want to find yourself in the car every day repeating “you can do this”.

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@LisaLuckstruck ❤️❤️❤️

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@mizhardcase 😂😂😂😂

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@OkiegirlinKS Bubba possum! 🤣

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Few people are more entertaining to follow than those who have just found Jesus or fitness. The spiral is incredible.

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I don’t understand how apple face recognition doesn’t work when I’m mid-bite into a burrito. That’s what I normally look like.

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@parallelparkman What’s causing this sentiment, buddy?

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Confession: last night I turned on am radio and listed to Delilah. My 15 yr old emo AF self approved. My 33 yr old self will evaluate my mental health status post holidays.

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@LisaLuckstruck I did this last week🤣

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Honestly, I get a little turned on when I open the dishwasher and it doesn’t need to be unloaded.

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@OkiegirlinKS 😂😂😂😂😂😂never NOT funny!

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@OkiegirlinKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

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@OkiegirlinKS Let’s not forget 2006 or was it 2007? Anyways, the year of cleopatra.

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@jamielinwilson They should give you a survival kit when they hand you your ticket.

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I will provide zero context. I just want everyone to know that my acupuncturist asked me if my butt ever gets cold.

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Oooh, it’s time to get ready for Christmas? My bad, I thought it was still July.

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@OkiegirlinKS Whaaaat! Oh my gourd.

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If you have a kid old enough to own a cell phone, do me a favor. Give them a disposable camera, zero instructions and see if they can figure out how to actually get the pictures in their hand. Please report back.

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@OkiegirlinKS Hashtag no regrets.