Jacob Allenback

This is me. These are my tweets. Enjoy.

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

We are having to do our Christmas eve tonight for Ellibee and I just read her the polar express while she fell asleep. I didn't know my heart could be this full.

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@NoLayingUp Ok, but did it go in??

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@NoLayingUp His abbreviated version of this wave was telling us two weeks ago this might be the end. There will not be another.

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@Prairieeast @GolfDigest

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

Love the irony of this picture probably hanging over the bar of that club while all the members sit around complaining about government handouts and social projects.

[Michael Wolf @bamabearcat]

Perry Maxwell’s construction crews hard at work building Prairie Dunes Country Club in 1935. The workers were hired via the WPA, which was a part of Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal.

[deepfriedegg @deep_fried_egg]

@willbardwell A real shame for defense counsel that jury got to see more than just this tweet

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

Stop trying to figure out what's wrong with the world and focus on fixing what's wrong with you.

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@la_diosafemme @cassafras23 I am doing my best

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

Full respect to someone that stands against misleading statistics.

[Luke Donald @LukeDonald]

@PhilMickelson @ClubProGuy When stats can be misleading. 2004 was an outlier year. Look at stats from 2005 to 2021 and you’ll clearly see the trend of increasing one putt percentages makes per @MarkBroadie

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@mashaytothela

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@4golfonline This is the winner. Didn't have the popularity of the square drivers because it was worse.

[Rob Dobi 🏁 @Robdobi]

i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on.

[char @brooklynbroke]

if i had a nickel for every time taylor lautner dated someone with the same first name as him i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@JacekPerson @jwfickett As a golfer, I love the joke. As a nerd, I want to punch him for even suggesting that movie is 3/10

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

I didn't have a child so that I could fill a hole or make them a solution by saying 'she saved me'. But God damn I don't think I have ever experienced another human being giving me this type of absolute unconditional love and support.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

"Golf is not a real sport."

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[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

@jacksduncan Racism? In Norse mythology fans? Crazy

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

Human beings (especially icons) are not Moraly Binary. You're heros did fucked up things and the greatest villans in history might have had a few political views that align with yours. There is just as much to learn from the negatives as there are from the positives of history.

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Jacob Allenback @Jacccooob]

@KevinBilsland @jjkilleentcu @JonRahmpga @PGATOUR Maybe at top golf. Pga takes a lil more than ball striking.