me to my surgeon: i have shit to do this week, so like i’ll be back to normal in the coming days, right?
surgeon: the only difference between getting stabbed multiple times on the street and doing this surgery is that i have better aim, so no jace, you cannot go do shit soon.
me:
i come into peoples lives to help them with their problems, build a relationship, and earn respect. people come into my life to show me how stupid i am for letting them into my life
reminder: YOU CANNOT MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, and you’re not meant to. no matter how much you try, people will get pissed off, but as long as you’re still trying, you’re still one of the good ones
i always fall asleep watching the office and just woke up at 4:22 bc i had a dream i got strangled w a zip tie and idk if they were talking ab the scranton strangler, or if i was just thinking ab how @calebanderson59 put zip ties around the headrests in my truck earlier ...
i LOVE being trapped at a gas station in oklahoma bc we put cheap, shitty DEF in brent’s duramax and the truck knew it and legit said “NOPE, not today”