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@calgarytransit An hour since an update. Trains not running at rush hour. Clowns

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@calgarytransit How about an update for the people you’ve stranded waiting for the Red Line? Oh that’s right, you don’t give a fuck. Silly me

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@calgarytransit Can’t figure it out eh?

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@calgarytransit Working SOOOOO hard. Another Calgary Transit triumph!!

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@calgarytransit LOL good one

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@calgarytransit Hey losers, maybe just turn the “next train” signs off at your platforms. Clearly you have no idea when they are or not arriving. Kind of embarrassing with the world here eh

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@calgarytransit Utterly pathetic. Another Calgary Transit triumph.

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@calgarytransit And you knock the next Red Line train out of service. You seriously cannot make this stuff up.

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@calgarytransit Nice job turning a Blue Line train into a Red Line train at 8St just now without announcing it until the doors were locked. Appreciate you Numpties keeping it a secret—great strategy!

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@calgarytransit No shit Sherlock

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Sooooo @calgarytransit going to let us in on why we’ve been waiting for an eastbound Red Line train entering DT for half an hour now?

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@calgarytransit Nice job on directing people to 9th Avenue where there are, oh, let’s see here, NO SHUTTLE BUSES RUNNING.

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@calgarytransit One of your buses just stopped at 8649 and told me he had no idea if there were shuttle buses. I am on 9th avenue. Are you going to tell people where they get the shuttles downtown?

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@calgarytransit I am at stop 8649 will a shuttle bus stop here?

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@calgarytransit Are the bus stops along 9th Avenue a secret? Are there even shuttle buses running?

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@calgarytransit New Calgary Transit slogan: Be prepared to walk

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@calgarytransit Number of Calgary Transit Twitter updates in the past hour: 0. Expectations of a meaningful update: 0%

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@calgarytransit SB red train arrives at 8th Street with people packed in like sardines. Another Calgary Transit triumph!

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@UCPlease_NO @calgarystampede Yeah genius, I think that’s exactly what they’re saying.

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@calgarystampede Pro tip—it’s “neck and neck.”