@jachsports

somehow, we're here-
sometimes I write things

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[@jachsports @Jachary3]

@SennholzOnSport No one. It's absolutely insane aura farming for literal milennia

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@GayBassMan I'm never deleting this app

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Finished my shift at Jamba juice (I don't work there)

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Got my nips pierced at staples

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

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LMAOOOO THIS WAS HATING MAKING THAT EDIT 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

How the fuck did you recreate the Superman color grading that perfectly

[@jachsports @Jachary3]

SPORTS👏IS👏POLITICAL👏

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

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Out of sprite, but not out of spirit 🙏🙏😤😤🙏🙏

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John Travolta should be the new Mr. Clean guy- that sounds like a branding goldmine waiting to happen

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Somebody ask @JohnKiriakou if he can speak on this on some podcast!

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Newly declassified files reveal that a UFO sighting over Zimbabwe in the summer of 2008 put the CIA on “high alert.”

[not kev📿 @dirtyaIbanian]

OG ANUNOBY’S JERSEY IS UNTUCKED @NBA @realDonaldTrump @spurs

[Vivian @suchnerve]

penile eyes penalize penile lies…………….

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland says he’s BANNED from attending the UFC White House event 😬

“I made fun of Israel and Epstein. The only male American champ banned at the White House.”

[@jachsports @Jachary3]

Today, is a special day. Today, is a recurring occurrence. Today, is a reminder. Today, we convene ourselves to celebrate our annual holiday reminder that all Browns fans will rewarded in the Kingdom of Heaven, because living as a Browns fan is absolute Hell.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

nba finals in first playoff run is so crazy

[@jachsports @Jachary3]

Exploisionist here! The explosion went boom and the thing exploded.

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

engineer here! This is not good for the health of the rocket.