SOMEONE ASKED ME WHY I AM NOT IN THE DUNK CONTEST AND I TOLD THEM THAT ONE YEAR I WANTED TO DO IT AND MY FRIENDS THAT THEY WOULD HELP ME OUT AND SO I TRIED IT AND IT DIDN'T GO WELL
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@glitterbendzzzz @ChefFortierUCF@snyman_neo@RhinoBaller55 I AM NOT A JEDI HORSE I DO NOT HAVE THE FORCE I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE THAT RHYME OR MAKE IT ALSO DO IT THIS TIME AND ALSO I DO NOT SAY NEIGH OR NIGH A JEDI HORSE IS NOT WHAT I
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AAAAHHHHHH!¡!!!!! I AM THE MAYOR I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN I GET T
MY FRIENDS DIDNT LIKE THAT I WAS SAD SO THEY INVITED ME FOR A DAY UP TO THEIR CABIN IN VERMONT AND WE PLAYED IN THE SNOW AND IT WAS WAS GOOD AND I FEEL BETTER NOW
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oh no oh my dog what did i do last night why do i have so many messages on my phone oh my dog oh no was in a bad boy last night oh no oh my dog i dont want to be a bad dog oh no oh my dog
oh no oh my dog what did i do last night why do i have so many messages on my phone oh my dog oh no was in a bad boy last night oh no oh my dog i dont want to be a bad dog oh no oh my dog
SOMEONE AT THE ALBANY GAME SAID TO ME AFTER THE GAME "WHOS THE BIG DOG NOW???" AND I WAS LIKE "ITS ME IM THE BIG DOG" AND THEN THEY JUST STARED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT
SOMEONE CALLED ME A DUMMY WITH A TUMMY YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEANT. I TOLD THEM I GRADUATED WITH A 4.8 GPA FROM TEMPLETON UNIVERSITY WITH A DOUBLE MAJOR IN QUANTUM MECHANICS AND THEORETICAL PHYSICS AND THEY JUST LAUGHED AT ME AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED