Jack Baker

[WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod]

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Standing on the touchline at the Azteca ✅

Lifetime ambition achieved for Jon Champion and Ally McCoist

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

Is this like when people move to the UK and then complain about things like our flags?

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Now it emerges Hadi Alodid was born in Saudi Arabia, got a boat across the Med from Libya before flying into Ireland from Paris. First he was Somali, then Sudanese, then Saudi. First he flew directly from Khartoum, now he got a boat to EU. We have NO IDEA who these people are!

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

They could have used this on the foreign men entering their country without permission…

Instead, they use it on the Irish.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[John Bell @PlasFron]

THIS is a straightforward lie.

Those who send their children to a private school pay twice, first for the private school, and then for state schools through their taxes, while making no demand on the state system.

[Peter Bedford MP @PeterABedford]

... any wonder the public have such low regard for the ever bloated number of bureaucracies and regulators.

Do we really need regulation of the office sweepstake!?

What a load of self justifying claptrap.

@GamRegGB just do your job!

Source: https://t.co/ya0Rx7j2K4

[James @jamesinsurrey]

The fact that a pub needs permission from the glorious state to put the football on in the garden is a great example of everything that’s wrong with this stupid country…

[Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland]

Graham Greene once anonymously entered a Spectator competition to write the opening paragraph of a Graham Greene novel. He came third.

[Jack Baker @JackBakes]

Imagine this today

[History of Horse Racing @horsevault]

2007 Royal Ascot John McCririck & Barry Dennis

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Lewis Hamilton is tax resident in Monaco. The reason he may not yet be a billionaire is because he spends all his money buying clothes from the "pissed yourself" bin in Primary Schools.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: It has been revealed that during Henry Nowak's trial, Hampshire police force sought to put out a statement condemning "disinformation" and to make Henry appear to be the aggressor, but were stopped by the Crown Prosecution Service

Henry's Nowak's family were "outraged"

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Starmer definitely wrote this himself. I can actually hear the weird, plosive syntax of “pavement pint in the sunshine” in his adenoidal Dalek delivery

How weird he both is and sounds is such an underexamined aspect of his premiership

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

This is ridiculous

David Lammy is now trying to say it was ok when they expressed outrage and anger over the death of George Floyd

But if @JDVance shows outrage over the murder of Henry Nowak then that's a problem

The Labour party are vile

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Thank you, most generous glorious leader, for allowing me permission to watch the telly and drink a pint at the pub

[Liam Kelly @liam_kelly3]

Said for years about Neville being a complete 🤡

SJ nailing it 👏

[Johnny Dineen @JohnnyDineen]

This decision actually brings ridiculousness into disrepute but the one thing that I’m struggling with in all this is why the need to go all the way to South Africa to locate a clown, surely there was half defunct circus nearer home they could have sourced one from.

[Paul S Edwards @LovelessAge]

Well done @RoyalMail - took a mere 19 years to deliver this magazine. Inconvenience? Well the kids have now left home ….

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

On comms yesterday, @Cricket_Mann was talking about the ageing process...

Wait for the @philtufnell punchline at the end 😂