Jack Beal

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

“I lived through two world wars, and I won’t put up with Labour stealing my pension” claims 67-year-old man.

[The Force Majeure Groyper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ProgDirectorate]

They've already begun waging a terror campaign over triple lock

[Limebur @FakeThonkus]

"look he's coming"
"good cause I'm leaving"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO"

[bestmane(its getting tough.) YIA @gr3atmane]

“HE MADE HER CUM AGAIN?!”

[Moiz 🥀 @MoizDBL]

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Last year I saw a video of a Palestinian father frantically carrying the dismembered remains of his child’s body in a plastic shopping bag, desperately trying to get them to a hospital

[Gene Oliver @genepoli]

cundy’s current level is genuinely just flat out impressive. could honestly be the best all time run

[blind lemon jefferson lerma @volvicstorm98]

Look Cundy has obvs been on a mad one but this is really becoming a team effort now. This caller is an absolute genius, the exact right amount of stupid to really send O'Hara's head to mars, and his infuriated read of the phone number at the end is inspired. Well done to all

[Dale Silvva @dalesilvermat3]

I’m in London today to watch Millwall West Ham. I’m a bit worried about it kicking off so I’ve picked up a half and half scarf so that both sets of supporters respect and like me.

[MurtleisJordan ⏩ CB🔛BOSTON @MagatsuJordyne]

Saw this again last night and started crying laughing at 3am

[Lily | E6 Kafka Haver 🇫🇰 @Lilyplays42]

Oh you poor thing

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

This is an all timer ‘bet his dad’ tweet hahahahahaa

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

I will never understand how we could be tagged the “delusional” fanbase, when United fans exist

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

WAKE UP LIL NIGGA

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

Erika Kirk and Charlie Kirk celebrating their first #kirkiversary tonight

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

He was squirting blood like a goon in Kill Bill and that nigga had the audacity to say sources tell me he’s stable 😭