Jack Bretz

on the toilet

[Jack Bretz @JackBretz28]

my theater for jackass forever cheered when eric andre appeared like he was a marvel cameo

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

This flight shouldn't exist. Taking off from Qatar, flying straight over the North Pole, and then landing in Seattle without stopping. Spitting in the face of God. This should take 6 months. I should have to spend 2 months on an icebreaking ship and go insane writing a diary.

[post jawline @postjawline]

If Hyundai released this to the public at a decent price I would be an instant sell

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Huh. Sounds to me like the workers are in an extremely powerful position and the bosses should give them everything they want.

[kache @yacineMTB]

Feeling pretty lucky to have lived during the open internet golden age..
see you later guys. it was fun

[Jack Bretz @JackBretz28]

I don’t know how to explain it, but Drake and Taylor Swift give the same energy

[noodle @NoodleVEVO]

I'm so morbidly fascinated by the ipad kids. The ones that grew up on that spiderman finger family shit. What's that gotta do to your brain? What kind of memes will they be making in 5-10 years

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Army negotiators caught Raytheon, a major defense contractor, making “unacceptable profits” by dramatically exaggerating the cost and hours it took to build radar and ground equipment. https://t.co/eIi0rkmif3

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Food $113 billion
College $131 billion
Veterans $136 billion
Military $842 billion
Environment $10 billion

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is an imperial hellscape

[Jack Bretz @JackBretz28]

balancing school, work, and a social life is impossible. i can never do enough

[Jack Bretz @JackBretz28]

my dad gets it. #OneWayneG

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

you all called us crazy and we will never forget