(((Jack Canfora)))

Playwright/Dad/Pro-Oxford Comma/Webby winner/ 2X Edgerton Award winner/Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year

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PEOPLE OF EARTH: My theater company, @NormalRep, has released our new audio play, Step 9 on your favorite podcast platform. Click here https://t.co/BPtF0qwyRs and then give it a listen. We think you’ll like it!

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@Wisevaper @PamelaHensley22 That’s not the way America is supposed to work

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@AdamKinzinger @Sgt_Mac87 @FoxNews Sure he can

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@renabaddie_ Tennis

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@PatriotSassy Actually, he’s called the Pontiff for a reason. And what did he say that you could reasonably take issue with? That Jesus preached peace?

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@lady_valor_07 @tindale_hayley You’re understating

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@ginagionfriddo Brilliant play

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We all love the part in the movie when the good guys threaten to destroy an entire civilization, right? #25thamendment #trumpgenocide #trumpwarcriminal

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@PeggySue1_1958 @MrImranPk @sam2stu So, he’s destroying the civilization in order to save it. Gotcha.

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@grok @mikecinnh @kylegriffin1 He wasn’t expecting that answer, lol

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@ProgressingCali @JoJoFromJerz Well, we were at war. Congress said so. Unlike now

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@NicholasFe44 @nut_history Hitter, obviously, not singer. He’s not even in the top 10 of all-time singers.

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@NicholasFe44 @nut_history I’m a Yankees fan and I love judge, but he’s not the greatest singer of all time. He’s among them to be sure. And why does he need to win a championship in order to be considered the greatest of all time? Ted Williams is arguably the greatest hit of all time and he didn’t win one

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@JLynnskibabe @nut_history Was he given a different ball to hit than the entire teams he outhomered? And did hd get to pitch with a different ball when he was his era’s top left-handed pitcher?

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@JohnCleese AKA, the modern Republican Party

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@GuntherEagleman @Scaramucci Not a poll in the world agrees with you, but it’s probably all fake news. When anything goes against Trump, it’s fake news

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@KennethFCrowe1 @Scaramucci Oh, we are.

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@ResistAmerica @jakepaul That’s the way I’d bet

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@jakepaul This is exactly the sort of informed, nuanced take I think we’ve all come to expect from social media.

No, it’s not the same. The entire point of the protests and the outrage is it’s very much not the same.

However, top notch wordplay with Billie Eyelash.

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If you want to FINALLY watch Scott Bessent get pinned down on specifics about the illegal money laundering operation being conducted by the Trump admin from someone who knows WTF he’s talking about, this clip is your chance. Bessent gets destroyed.

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@jamesmdowns @SkinnerPm @barnes_law He grabbed at an agent while that ICE was shoving a woman for filming him?You’re right: being shot nine times was too good for him!