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H-SC ‘11, Virginian

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@BrianKnowsLax Looks like an Achilles

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@KFAN1003 #GoAvsGo

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My favorite thing about Dan’s trips to LA are the inevitable observations he has about billboards @LeBatardShow

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

Found a packers dive in LA - The Hangar Inn. #GoPackGo

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@citchmook Good, my blood sacrifice worked

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@Avalanche

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Kobe fans were happy to see Bam get injured because Bam scored 83.

Kobe would’ve called yall soft btw

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@HelmetAddict Kelly green is for sure better but I always have a problem with their vintage logo because it looks like the Luftwaffe logo from WW2 Germany. Look it up, it’s scary how close it is lol

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

💯💯💯

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

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@south_southBoy @BarryOnHere And don’t forget the rape

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Bam Adebayo has now scored the most points in a single game in NBA history that we are 100% sure actually happened.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

83 points.

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@DoggoneItYall @PineRiderLax @UVAMensLax Did I say that Lars wasn’t toast? Clearly reading comprehension isn’t a strong suit of yours, so I’ll make myself clear: I think Lars should go, and to your original point, Dom was terrible in his last couple of years therefore, he should not be brought back as a head coach.

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@LeBatardShow Dan, you saying that Green Bay had a good offensive line proves that you don’t watch any Packers games at all. Our offensive line last year was absolutely horrendous.

[JΛCK CΛRPΞNTΞR ™ @JackCarpenter40]

@DoggoneItYall @PineRiderLax @UVAMensLax Nice, notice how I said “down the stretch”. He was not good in his final years at uva, hence why he shouldn’t be brought back. He got old and the game passed him by.

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@DoggoneItYall @PineRiderLax @UVAMensLax Dom was horrible down the stretch

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@usopengolf Dude the world is going to end before then

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@MichaelRyanRuiz dude I hate being the correction guy, but I’ve heard you call the US flag the “stars and bars” a few times this week. Just be careful because that’s historically what they call the confederate flag, and those guys SUCK

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

“I used AI to make this video of Boba Fett fighting Freddy Krueger. Took me 10 minutes.”

Cool! I’ve been watching those characters for 40 years, and swiped immediately past your video. Took me 1 second.

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@BGNHoops Do me a favor, go suck on a tailpipe