Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸

“The fact that I am at risk of seeing a 14 year old’s opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation” - Anthony Albanese probably

[Senator Murray Watt @MurrayWatt]

Happy birthday Pauline. While you’re partying with another billionaire buddy, the rest of us showed up to Parliament to work for Australians.

[Peter Brent @mumbletwits]

No person on the planet has done more to fuel the rise in antisemitism than this psychopath. All for his own political survival.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

That Netanyahu consistently weaponises antisemitic attacks to justify his ongoing genocide does nothing but reduce the victims to political pawns.

[sam 🌟 @samuelmxc]

Tony Burke woke up, walked into his kitchen, turned on the gas and started cooking

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

There are bill & hillary clintons everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

Generational poster

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It's going down. Meet me after school tomorrow.

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

@GunnerTas Please Jim it’s to much winning

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

Welcome back Rudd-Gillard years

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Senior Labour MPs believe Angela Rayner is 'positioning herself as a credible left-of-centre alternative' to Keir Starmer

[@timespolitics]

[kakaks @argwn111]

retweet if you would slam dunk baby orbán into a trashcan

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

He did in fact clutch up

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

Josh Wilson please I need you to clutch up, it’s getting too close for comfort

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

@maximumwelfare I also hear James McGrath is waiting for the prepolls

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

Josh Wilson please I need you to clutch up, it’s getting too close for comfort

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

@sorceror43 Matt Moran leads by 47 votes now

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

@RedFreezer43 The intellectual bastion of the west Australian strikes again

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

The west Australian has an insane 2pp for Melbourne

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

@SuperImpose29 Yeah I have no clue where these projections are coming from, but you can’t really expect much from newscorp

[Jack Crampton 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @JackCrampton]

Who becomes greens leader if Adam Bandt loses his seat?

[Polly @PollyPorridge]

HES LOST DICKSON, NEVER KILL YOURSELF