Jack Dalrymple

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

Just walked into Mango, Sicily wearing crocs and socks and I think the whole of Italy cried

[John @JWebs_11]

Is that free trade Kareoke?!

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

‘Aye about half way between Newcastle and Edinburgh mate’

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@OfficialPDC @JWebs_11

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@JWebs_11 Clearly I need to brush up on my phonetic alphabet.

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

Well for Valentine’s Day 2022 I’ve witnessed a middle aged bloke moisturise his cock and balls 4ft from my face in a London gym. Hope you’ve all had a good one!

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

Easily the best news I’ve heard in 2022

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

The CHICKEN RUN sequel is coming, and it's called... CHICKEN RUN: DAWN OF THE NUGGET. Hatching only on Netflix in 2023.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

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[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

What a mood booster when the train conductor turns out be sound as houses.

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@clairreew @ambphillipsx Comfort is king - wait till she hears I take them off on the train

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@JWebs_11 Only right that each car has to wave for me. Patience of a saint to be letting four cars out and should be rewarded with a big grateful wave.

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

Fair to say I might be the least fashionable man to ever enter Zara- Oxford Street

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

Disgrace.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Leading European football clubs announce new Super League competition.

[Berwick Rugby Club @berwickrugby]

If you enjoyed the 6 Nations why not come and support your local Rugby Club. We are always looking for new players, supporters, volunteers and sponsors. Come along and suppprt your local lads playing for the love of the game and you will get so much back.

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@Dior I am contacting you as I have received a product that I believe to be a counterfeit of yours, and I believe we may have involved in a scam involving product with reference number: 93E0008A0320_C820, could you please DM me for more details?

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@keith_bickerton @calum_bickerton best trim I’ve seen you have pal

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@Melllllllllie54 if at first you don’t succeed, butcher it again eh buddy?

[mason @MaceEmery23]

Every man in the mirror before they get in the shower

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@JWebs_11 Would give this bloke a run for his money in his ability to dodge

[Jack Dalrymple @JackDalrymple]

@Melllllllllie54 Spot the Difference 😂😂