Bruce Wayne

Whatever you are, be a good one♦️🏳️‍🌈

[Bruce Wayne @JackDeLucia]

I wish "being the bigger person" was as satisfying as being completely evil is

[just a @F466OT]

All the notes being the same person’s handwriting

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“Mitch McConnell is fine he sends his love”

[courtney 🐝 @merricats]

Mitch McConnell’s chief of staff yelling at his husk

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I can not fucking believe this is how i found out Lindsey Graham died

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

You just created 1 million closeted gay senators

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Okay not the one we were expecting but take your wins etc

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.

[Bruce Wayne @JackDeLucia]

Allllllll timer

[Netflix @netflix]

Zola is now on Netflix in the US ✨

[terry funk was better than your favorite @mthieyung]

counting or not counting mutant violence

[smitty werbenjägermanjensen @_letterbxmb]

Please god, why can’t we get one dumbass nurse that loves TikTok more than HIPAA

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[ٍ @visionsinfilm]

one of the BEST way to end a show i’ve ever seen

[alex @rikeoughs]

give her all the awards

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

I spoke to my old friend Paul Atreides this morning, the Lisan al-Gaib. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about SANDWORMS, DUNCAN IDAHO, the unfolding situation on ARAKIS, and even a little bit of Fremen history.

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell. He totally fell for the updog thing I can’t fucking believe it.

[★ @veiconkrispi]

rip queen

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New teaser for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’

In theaters November 6

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days