Dear @utdtrey Please, as a big Ronaldo fan, I’m begging you not to attend any more matches! 😭 You bring bad luck — Portugal lost to Spain when you went, same thing with France. We need a win, so stay home for our sake bro! 🙏
Much love ❤️, Tonycruise.
The story has ended. Pelé scored 767 official goals in his professional career, according to the records endorsed by FIFA. But that video has to be the funniest shit I have seen today
@CruiseTony47 Neuer retires and suddenly Germany’s entire era feels ancient. From 2014 kings to barely scraping groups… the post-Neuer rebuild is gonna be painful 🇩🇪😭
@CruiseTony47 Bro Germany went from winning the whole thing in 2014 to missing the knockouts entirely in 2018 & 2022 😂 Now they’re praying for round of 16 like it’s a trophy. The decline is actually insane.
Manuel Neuer has officially retired from International football 🇩🇪💔
🏃♂️ 128 Appearances
⚽️ 123 Conceded
🧤 50 Clean Sheets
🏆 2014 World Cup
One of the greatest keepers of all time 🐐
@CruiseTony47 Haha this one cracked me up 😂
Japan really does feel like you jumped 20 years ahead sometimes. Then you land back home and it’s like… yeah, we’re still figuring out 2005 vibes. Time travel by economy confirmed.
Which country you jumping to next?
Time travel has already been invented, na your money never reach. Enter Japan, you enter future be that. Travel back to Nigeria or Ghana if you want to go back in time.
Choose Doctor Strange and Tony. Magic and tech create an unbeatable shield—while the rest are busy smashing or stabbing, these two outsmart and outmaneuver any threat.
They combine genius intellect, reality-warping sorcery, and advanced armor for perfect defense. Smartest pick.