Jack Riordan

im not a rapper

[TIME @TIME]

23 books everyone should read, according to Mark Zuckerberg https://t.co/87GzqIAlRA

[tina 🍔 @ltsTina]

Dear rappers,
Please stop putting police sirens in your music.

Sincerely,
One paranoid driver

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It's supposed to be the advocacy of women's rights & equality with men.
Not, I dare to suggest, topless selfies. https://t.co/XtaogLmJ8t

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Remember when government officials used to lose their jobs for false testimony? First Clapper, now Comey. https://t.co/X204QZBKOz

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

“There’s a much more extreme model today of what a healthy man looks like” https://t.co/q5YCvcyjvB

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Some days you wonder why you even get out of bed. https://t.co/vptZ4MvrsQ

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The most interesting part of political Twitter is discovering what journalists secretly agree with, but consider too dangerous to RT.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Aiding the public is treason only if the voter is your enemy. #GOPDebate

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Headline: "Revised bill adds privacy safeguards." Reality: Govt changed one header. https://t.co/GDVMnsy3Vn #IPBill

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

iNSTEAD OF SPENDiNG BiLLiONS ON PRESiDENTiAL CAMPAiGNS WHY DOESNT AMERiCA DO SOMETHiNG COOL LiKE MAKE WATER SLiDES TO REPLACE ALL HiGHWAYS

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

bruh what https://t.co/0nMSL1opP9

[Jack Riordan @JackDriordan]

@cilantroman 😶 after reading works from your new book

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

RIP

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

It turns out money decides elections after all. #IowaCaucus

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Lmfao

[Jack Riordan @JackDriordan]

I modified your album cover @thenbhd

[Jack Riordan @JackDriordan]

@GuilleeGUrbano NA>EU

[Jack Riordan @JackDriordan]

@GuilleeGUrbano C9 va a ganar Worlds 😏

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

I swear all ex Disney stars turn into drug addicts. We even lost Mr. Mosby 😞 http://t.co/nRfGOVt5ha

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

NASA found existence of water on Mars. They also found a Starbucks and white girls will be on the next shuttle there