Jack Guttman

The best damn third baseman you've ever seen.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 I'm ready to get out there and do something today. Wanna take a hike or something? Just chill? Oh wait, your ankle...

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Nah, do your thing. Just gonna take it slow today. Spend some time with moms and sis.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

I never knew how much I could hurt.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

Sorry. Can't sleep. Mind's running wild.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

I always thought my dad would be my best friend for life. Turns out I only knew him for 17 years and 12 days.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Just saw this. I don't see any headbands, or anything of yours, but sure.

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@InvisiGrrrl @JackEBaseball17 @GoCougsClass13 That's unpossible!

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Are you avoiding me or something? Pick up the phone, please.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

Times like these I wish I had some ivy growing up to my window. Wanna be out in this, but the commandant downstairs ain't havin none of it.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@MJCollinsLit @InvisiGrrrl Mom, we all know that stands for Wise Children Hate Broccoli. It's why I never ate mine.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Want me to come by? We can hang at your place.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Where you been at all day, girl? Can't find you.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

So whose up for some shenanigans tonight, yeah baby! A town without law! (Kidding, dad. Kidding. Chill.)

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@MJCollinsLit You're surely not implying it's always the same 1...

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@DeputyDannyY Hahaha. Ordered?? Did you forget what country you live in there Chief? Sorry, I mean Deputy.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

Holy hell, this thing is bananas!

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 How you doin?

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

bored outta my mind...anyone wanna take some bp in skudlow park?

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

Whata waste of time.

[Jack Guttman @JackEBaseball17]

@GoCougsClass13 Totally forgot. Raincheck?