Jack Fingler

Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

The customer is always WRONG, I work here i know what the FUCK is going on.

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Out for "1 beer" is a slippery slippery slope

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

"Bro Why would you change your usual order" overheard at McDonald's. True friends.

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Rule #1 of working in an ice bar
ALWAYS take your time mopping the floor

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

After 23 school shootings in 2018 America has finally banned straws

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

@NotSoQB1 Thanks for noticing, but it's actually photoshopped

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

New Zealand is full of amazing scenery, adventure and beauty. But my favourite feature in this country comes from a bar urinal

[Parker Jones @_parkerejones_]

greatest soda:

18. you
17. can’t
16. possibly
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. Dr. Pepper

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Living with kids is all fun and games until you're shitting at work and peeing outside cause someone shoved a dinosaur down the toilet

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

It's not a big night until you're hitchhiking home at 5am

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

What a day what a day

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Just another "I'm never drinking again" kind of morning

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Lucky to live here

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

*acts surprised when my $5 sneakers wear out after one month

[Miguel Ramirez @migijoz]

on my way to take a shot after my friends tell me to stop drinking but they get distracted for a second https://t.co/3uNWPOAWjA

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

How not to take a group photo, from my family to yours

[Jack Fingler @JackFingler]

Trying to adult is a lot like @NotSoQB1 doing a backflip